Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher rests on her laurels and sunbathes on the beech - lazy sod.

 

[ComedyPilot]

AP doesn't sunbathe on a beach, he'd be dragged back out to sea by Greenpeace.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When asked about what he was up to hiding in a hedge wearing an old mac ac'p replied that it was a privet matter


Edit: CP beat me to it but ac'p can have this as well - a BOGOF

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty will be asking Connie for advice on the best tree for his garden.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher went out for a cycle today and when they got back, they were out of breath, in fact, they were (g)Aspen!!

By the way, and not that I'm bothered or anything, but my previous late posted lie was never followed up with a lie itself! Don't you lot have rules??
Isn't there an umpire or something??
Surely forgetting to add a lie is against the rules SOMEWHERE??!!



I'll get me coat.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher always pays cash for things she buys!

She NeveR uses the NeveR-NeveR method!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Dayvo votes Tory.

 

[Dayvo]

CP just plays with himself! His friends are all right!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo always spoils his ballot paper, I'm not going to say how - this is a family forum.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is also a Young Conservative (he's a sprightly 62 years old girls!))

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ac'p was in the Bullingdon club with Dave Cameron. Now he's in Bullingdon prison.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM did time inside once! He enjoyed it so much, he's letting his cell-mate have some time inside now!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Dayvo pushes the library cart round a local old folks home - and slips the men his old copies of 'Playboy' for 37p each.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo pushes the library cart round a local old folks home - and slips the men his old copies of 'Playboy' for 37p each.

sadly the centrefold pages were stuck together for some reason

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

ac'pete prefers PlayGirl