Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Chinese speak English like Colly.

I.E., like a professional ....Bhutanese Squash player.

 

[ComedyPilot]

MDB wears men's clothes in secret, and womens clothes in public

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Comedy Pilot wears nothing at all when he goes to visit the Mother In Law

 

[ComedyPilot]

MDB wears nothing at all under his clothes, apart from the shop tags.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Comedy normally wears nothing but plastic shopping bags.

 

[ComedyPilot]

MDB's shopping bags are under his eyes

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Comedy was once charged with nicking bags from Asda

 

[Dayvo]

MDB still wears the Oxford bags he nicked from a shop in Cambridge in 1972.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I do you know!!

Dayvo moved from wearing bags to lightbulbs

 

[ComedyPilot]

MDB is jealous of Dayvo's lightbulb inspired fashion

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I am you know!

Comedy has worn landing lights, including a couple of flashing ones synched up to his heartrate for years!

 

[ComedyPilot]

MDB's heartrate flutters whenever Graham Norton is on telly

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It does you know!

Comedy's heartrate races whenever Anne Wittecomb is on the box

 

[accountantpete]

Doug is not prone to exclamations you know!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No I'm not

Accountant Pete once ate 25 Terry's Chocolate Oranges in a minute to raise money for Charity