Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Last time AP bought a drink, he paid with a 10 shilling note.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo bought his last recumbent with a nine bob note.

 

[TVC]

95% of the budget deficit in Greece is down to a bar tab that Dayvo ran up on his summer holiday last year.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher only recently found out the difference between a recumbent and a bent cucumber!

 

[TVC]

And Speicher drank him (or 'her' MDB) under the table

 

[TVC]

Dayvor won't wait his turn

 

[Dayvo]

TVC just wastes his turn.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo thinks the Giro d'Italia is what you get paid in you are unemployed in Italy.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher obviously doesn't know the name of my team in that race!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

This evening Speicher put a X against all the candidates she didn't want elected.

 

[TVC]

26x25 mourns the demise of the Monster Raving Loony Party, he (or she) felt it was the only party who really spoke for him (or her).

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC voted for an Independant cos he likes the newspaper

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 voted for UKIP as the best party to engineer a soft landing for the economy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Accountant Pete took some crayons and drew a pretty nice little picture on the ballot paper instead of voting

 

[hackbike 666]

Mad Doug gave up alcohol for a million years,once.