Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher hasn't spotted that I tend not to proof reid my posts

 

[Speicher]

TVC is blushing, he is very well red.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher likes to live dangerously and has just ordered some stunt pegs to put a bit of excitement into her washing day routine.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort missed the iPad launch as he is still using Stork containers attached by string to communicate.

 

[TVC]

Pete is wondering if the iPad has wings

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC wonders why the iPad (with wings) won't glide.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 can't be doing with all this iPad nonsense, "what's wrong with the abacus, wind up Gramophone players and the good old wireless?"

 

[Dayvo]

TB once bought an Apple Mac and then realised why he'd never eaten Scottish fruit before (or since)!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo is still hunting for Scottish Fruit but has only found "Puddin an Chips" so far.

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 collects Scottish flowers to plant in his garden. He recently found a purple and rather prickly one, and said


"This'll do"

 

[TVC]

Speicher disgraced herself on a trip to Wales when she took a leek in the vicars back garden.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC had a wheelbarrow full of manure for his allotment, unfortunately he lost control of it and spilt his load over a Swede!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo knows that's Nor' way to behave.

 

[Speicher]

TVC searched in vain for the flower beds in Covent Garden.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher searched all over Welwyn Garden City for a WC!