Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whist AccountantPete went onto the Golden Seafood Diet as promoted by weightwatchers.

He has to eat a bowl of Goldfish flake food in the morning, Daphnia in the afternoon, and pond weed in the evening.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is pleased to see the Helmet Whistling post in Bike and Accessories and that he is not alone in being able to perform this party trick.

 

[TVC]

Pete's whistling party trick got him banned from all the Weatherspoons in the country.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP polishes his with brasso.

His CRASH HELMET I MEAN!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC once got spooned whilst watching the weather forecast on the telly

 

[montage]

Mad Doug Biker knows how to ride a bike

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Aye and she calls her house a leisure centre.

Am I being duped??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Montage once had a job as a product tester for What Hoover? magazine.

The job turned out to be far too exciting and stimulating, causing him to have to leave prematurely.


My this is getting dirty ...so hoover it up!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB attempted to convert a Hoover into a bike once. Unfortunately he got the inlet and the outlet confused and ended up travelling backwards.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT crossed one with a boat and tried to market it with the name 'Hovercraft'. Unfortunately his amazing new discovery had first been patented about 60 years before and nobody had had the heart to tell TBT that Hovercraft had existed since that time.

HELLFIRE!!:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3M59tZoaQ&NR=1

 

[Speicher]

MDB was in New York and thought he would try the Subway. Unfortunately he could not eat all of it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tried to get a Long Island Ice Tea, but only got as far as Statten Island.

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB invented the Short Island Iced Tea, which comes in a shot glass.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But the Doctor originally thought it came in a mug

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has never invented anything worthwhile - he's patently a failure.