Post a lie about the poster above.

[KEEF]

TVC is from that place where no one should ever visit.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

KEEF knows because he went there once

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT went there also and made the mistake of looking at a snowshaker in a local shop (for LOCALS you know!), and then found himself having to run for his life after the locals (with pig faces) got all upset and wanted to bump him off.

That's the last time he's ever going to visit Wolverhampton.

 

[KEEF]

MDB is the result of a dream by the keeper of aforesaid local shop.......................

 

[TVC]

KEEK actually understands what The Mighty Boosh is about.

 

[Aint Skeered]

The Velvet Curtain claimed in court that he was "Just helping the Sheep over the fence"

 

[Black Sheep]

Aint Skeered's bike is actually a mountain bike with road bike stickers on it!

 

[KEEF]

Black Sheep's bycycle is the centrefold feature in this months Metal Fatigue.

 

[Rebel Ian]

KEEF appeared on Bullseye in 1984 and won Bully's Special Prize, a speedboat. He regularly does rain dances in the hope that his hometown will flood and he can use it.

 

[TVC]

Ian keeps asking strangers if they would like to look at his pork sword. The strange thing is that he actually owns a sabre made entirely from dry cured bacon.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC once announced on here that he had got a job at Applemac, which prompted Rebel Ian to wonder why TVC had taken a job at in a Scottish Orchard.

 

[Aint Skeered]

Mad Doug Biker, does the voice-over of the little boy in the toilet roll advert

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bqlv-QEOVI

 

[Cubist]

Aint skeered has to avoid Waitrose these days because of all the autograph hunters

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort has never had his photograph taken.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba Boy has - he's still negotiating to get the negatives back.