Uncle Mort was once offered a knighthood but turned it down as a mark of his contempt for the establishment and his solidarity with the workers - all the more ironic given that he's never done an honest day's work in his life.
AP bought a pair of X-ray specs, as advertised with the 'Bazooka Joe' bubble gum, in the hope that he could see his 'slightly' older neighbour in a better light!
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