Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TVC needs to type a bit more quickly, he needs to shift a bit.

 

[accountantpete]

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[Speicher]

ACP has to dash off on the dot of 7 o'clock.

 

[TVC]

Speicher always understands

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher avoids spicy foods these days as she isn't too partial to pebble-dashing!

 

[Dayvo]

TVC still nose nothing!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo makes a very fine strawberry & porridge curry. Well, I say 'very fine', it's fine in its way...but there's no denying it's absolutely disgusting.

 

[Kestevan]

Swee'pea will eat anything as long as its free.

 

[PrettyboyTim]

Kestevan has a turnip in his cupboard that looks a little bit like Jesus.

If you squint.

 

[Kestevan]

Yep, and the buggers going on ebay.... I want a new bike

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Kestevan decided to do without the new bike and keep his Jesus turnip after all

 

[TVC]

3BMcG's mum told him about touching other peoples Jesus Turnips.

 

[KEEF]

TVC was goosed a while ago and his turnip imploded

 

[Archie_tect]

KEEF cycles round Burnopfield because the road down past Gibside is way too scary.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect has never actually ridden a bicycle - but he's an absolute master on the pogo stick