Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie is due to tackle the local horror climb this weekend - being the complete professional he has dribbled splodges of Ketchup on his white t-shirt so he can look the part.

 

[TVC]

Pete tried the same with brown sauce, they set up an exclusion zone.

 

[postman]

Mr and Mrs Velvet Curtain,Turned right at Stonegate Road And Meanwood Road .And are now approaching Scotch Corner .This is the Leeds Half marathon reporter signing off .

 

[Speicher]

Postman went to Leeds, and could not find the Castle.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher went to Scotch Corner, and was sadly disappointed. No single Malts whatsoever...

 

[TVC]

Doc went to Yorkshire - the pudding!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The TVC family went to see a puppet show - the muppets

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM's claim to fame is that he is the only person ever to appear naked on the Generation Game. "I honestly thought I'd put my one piece cycling kit on" he told reporters, while Brucie was being given smelling salts.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Toshiba Boy's only ever appearance on telly was an altogether odd experience, when he appeared on a survival show hosted by 26x25's bike (who was once a member of the elite special forces you know). He turned up in high heels and a designer flapper and thought the only thing he'd need to survive 2 weeks on Komodo Island was a tin opener and some beef jerkys.

26X25s bike wasn't impressed and taught him how to recover worms and other protein rich food from the belly of a Komodo dragon whilst it is still alive.

 

[Speicher]

Monsieur Remmings is the only person allowed to drive his vintage Bugatti. Everyone now knows that the engine can only be started by a crank.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher is the only person able to drive her Hillman Imp. You have to plead with it in just the right tone of voice, and only she knows the secret.

 

[Speicher]

[quote name='swee'pea99' date='14 July 2010 - 10:37:08' timestamp='1279100228' post='1327471']
Speicher is the only person able to drive her Hillman Imp. You have to plead with it in just the right tone of voice, and only she knows the secret.
[/quote]

Very nearly true, it has had a sticky starter motor.

 

[Speicher]

Swea'pea drives a very unusual two-door Frog Ford Anglia. One of the doors fell off after he drove over a humped-backed bridge at 23 mph.

It also had three thousand children's seats in the back.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher is often late for morning appointments...her clock has a dicky ticker.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has trouble remembering the names of programmes he used to watch. He says one of his favourites is "Dick of Doxon Green", or "Green of Dick Dock".