Post a lie about the poster above.

[Aperitif]

Speicher is an expert on Dockumentaries...

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif's yer man for duckumentaries - indeed any water-bird factual programming if it comes to that.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea's race track's five miles long, doo dah, doo dah

 

[Speicher]

ThreebikesMcginty has a very odd way of spelling farm - eieio

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher knew an Old MacDonald once, but he didn't have a farm, he had a rather sticky shop in the backstreets of Basingstoke that sold 'gentlemen's accessories'.

 

[Speicher]

I only went there because Sticky Swee'pea recommended it!

 

[Archie_tect]

That's how Speicher became 'Vice' President....

 

[TVC]

Archie only has one vice. It's in his shed attached to a workbench.

 

[Speicher]

TVC used to have a workbench in his garage. Now he has a "everything piled in a heap, and the item he wants is at the bottom" bench.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher once built a Lotus 7 in her loft.

 

[TVC]

The Doc once built a glider for his hamster. The hamster wasn't impressed, he wanted a speedboat

 

[Dayvo]

TVC got a goldfish for Christmas: the goldfish wasn't impressed.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo got a turkey the same year, it wasn't impressed either....

 

[TheDoctor]

Archie_tect went to Turkey, to universal acclaim.

 

[TVC]

The Doc was sent to Coventry, it could have been worse, they might have sent him to Derby.