Speicher has given up Lent for alcohol. Actually, that's probably not a lie either.
Speicher has a land area of 531 square miles, and has appeared as a stunt double for the Isle of Wight.
MDB eats Goose every Friday night, with Ostrich on Monday and a dozen sparrows on toast every Wednesday. The staff in the local Asda dread him coming in with his shopping list.
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