Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Archie_tect was always reluctant to drive his Comma Van round the capitol.

 

[TVC]

Speicher doesn't own a white van, but she drives like she does.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pssst: TVC's a double agent whose international code-name is "Le rideau de velours"....

[which was promptly misinterpreted by his American controller as The Bicycle Rider- hence his presence here as an agent provocateur.....]

 

[TVC]

Archie's nemesis is Prince Charles, mainly because Archie's carbuncle is monstrous.

 

[Archie_tect]

[** Sorry TVC your cover's blown. Send elephant by wire, the pig has whistled**]

 

[swee'pea99]

Archi_tect's all excited right now because he's just realised it's Friday night, and Friday night is TIZER night!

 

[TVC]

Sweepea already knew that I've finally given in and just bought myself a PS3.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC knows that Vimto is FAR superior to Tizer, and will be quaffing that tonight from an antique teacup, pinkie help upwards, whilst playing the brand new PS3.

 

[TVC]

MDB still hasn't completed Manic Miner.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC hasn't started

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 just finished... and he can jolly well clean it up himself.

 

[BlueDog]

Archie_tect got really mixed up: he came home from a jumble sale known as “The rice cat“.

 

[Archie_tect]

BlueDog understands that you really shouldn't introduce anagrams, it will only end in tears at bedtime and TVC will never sleep again.

 

[TVC]

Archie knows that people who live in glass houses should never have asked a poncy architect to design their dream home.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is, with regret, entirely right..... er...[help]... but he does have 2 left feet [phew, good save!]