Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo is confused by this thread. He cannot tell a lie and even confessed to chopping down the cherry tree some many many decades ago.

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 has being trying to deflect attention from himself over the cherry tree incident for many years.

 

[colly]

26x25 has being trying to deflect attention from himself over the cherry tree incident for many years.

Archie_is still at it. When confronted about the cherry tree he replied: '' Father, I cannot tell a lie. .........................It was him.'' and pointed at 13 x 12.5( it was a while ago)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly makes his own dentures from old urinals

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM still gets confused by correct urinal etiquette, always going up and standing at the urinal right next to the bloke already there, even though there may be several others freely available.

He has gone on a Urinal Correct Usage course, and has at least managed to stop trying to strike up conversations and making direct eye contact.

 

[accountantpete]

Despite attending the UCU course Toshy can't resist a quick peek at the other guys todger.

 

[swee'pea99]

After three months and just about every cream on the market, ap's haemmerhoids are still hanging in there - four of them, each about the size of a walnut. He's absolutely refused to give up his cycling, even though he's been unable to sit down the whole time, but now he's decided enough is enough. He's got the secataurs and the soldering iron (for cauterising) and mrs ap's finally agreed to do the necessary. Still, on a more positive note, he now has thighs like mutant water melons, and later this year plans to become the first man ever to cycle to the summit of Mont Blanc.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Despite attending the UCU course 4 times (after gaining special permission to break the 3 strikes and out rule) Accountantpete still insists on sitting down on the urinal, claiming it's good training for his leg muscles, and the reason why he has broken the 40 minute mark for the local 10 mile TT.

He also claims it allows him to read the newspaper at the same time.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sp99 caught his Chalfonts in a spong mincer and went from baritone to soprano

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM has always been a soprano, blaming this on too many years in the saddle.

 

[TVC]

Tosh has a specially sculpted saddle to accomodate his oversized plums.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC rides with the saddle back to front during months without an "r" in them, .... by September, a trip to the Doctors is usually called for.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy does not know that later this month plums will be in season. Time for plums to be put into tarts and enjoyed with lots of custard.

 

[adds21]

Speicher is so hardcore he rides his unicycle clipless

 

[threebikesmcginty]

adds21 is a close personal friend of speicher's and knows her very well.