Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whilst next year, Adds21 is hoping to become the first person ever to unicycle across Antarctica. Non - stop.

*SHOUTING*
JUST WATCH OUT FOR THAT SASTRUGi!! ...NOW THE PENGUIN!! ......crash!!

Oh well back to the beginning again for the 5th time today!

 

[iAmiAdam]

MDB does not see people, he sees and endless stream of numbers in the shape of people.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I AM THE MATRIX AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!

iAmiAdam dreams of being made into an Apple product.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

iAmiAdam's favourite cycling outfit consists of a purple crushed velvet ballgown, leopard skin fluffy clipless slippers and a bowler hat, ... oh, and a smile.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Oh yes, and MDB is very slow in replying to iAmiAdam and really is the Matrix.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh's favourite is the suit he got for his birthday.

He can't understand why he keeps on getting arrested.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh yes, and MDB is very slow in replying to iAmiAdam and really is the Matrix.

No, I am the Matrix, and so is my wife!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's birthday suit doesn't fit him very well, he wants to take it back, but his wife (the true Matrix) tells him he'll never get a refund or exchange after all this time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's true, I have to tuck the extra arm inside so nobody sees.

Anyway, yes, Tosh was the inspiration behind the

'Hey Tosh, got a Toshiba?'

adverts.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB plays the "Hello Tosh, got a Toshiba" advert on a continuous loop every Wednesday evening. Thursdays are reserved for the Smash Robot commercials and Fridays for the PG Tips Tour de France "Can you ride tandem" classic.

MDB has trouble getting friends and relatives to accept his invites to come round on these days though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's all a front and I stop it once they are gone - I just want peace and quiet really.

Tosh once visited the loud speaker factory at Canonbury and farted.
The people of Dalston Kingsland still talk in hushed tones about how they thought the world was about to end.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Nobody dares to ride on MDBs back wheel the morning after one of his famous home made curries. He has been known to blow the seat out of his shorts on more than one occassion.

 

[swee'pea99]

TB never goes on a race track without a bit of 'pump gas' in reserve for that crucial tiny boost coming off the last bend

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 once tried the "pump gas" tactic, but it backfired (literally) badly, when he tried "just that little bit too much". He has never tried it again.

 

[accountantpete]

After hearing that F1 tyres are filled with nitrogen, Toshy filled his Michelin Pro's with nitrous oxide for a laugh.