Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Xmisteris wanted to widen the circle of his friends, but to his horror discovered it wasn't quite exactly what he had in mind!

 

[TVC]

Nobody has ever heard Dayvo fart.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's farts are at such a high frequency that they can only be heard by dogs and teenagers.

 

[Archie_tect]

Whereas ACP's neighbours often hear him shout,"Let's get ready to rumble".... at the oddest times.

 

[Dayvo]

AT was going to have a bout once, as he fancied himself as a bit of a boxer in his youth; unfortunately the only bout he got close to was of chicken pox.

 

[Speicher]

Davyo always wanted to be a Barbarian, but decided to play cricket instead.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher plays for Kidderminster Vikings in the local pillage cricket league.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is very keen on watching Morris dancing. Morris does not like it as he is very shy.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP is very keen on watching Morris dancing. Morris does not like it as he is very shy.

[Brilliant S ]

Speicher has a Morris who's a sales rep.... he travels in women's lingerie.

 

[TVC]

Archie has decided to expand his work from just Architecture into a full blown Turnkey building buisiness. He hasn't got very far yet, still laying the foundations really.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In an effort to stand out from the crowd, TVC has pebble dashed his bicycle frame. He stresses that the extra weight and the fact that the tyres rub against this "revolutionary" new coating, are "character building".

 

[accountantpete]

TB got hold of an old Edwardian kids toy, a stuffed pelican on wheels, chained it to his seatpost and rides around with the toy on tow.


He likes pulling birds.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP can't understand why he is now the only bloke on the beach that still wears a handkerchief tied at each corner on his head....."if it ain't broke, don't fix it!" he repeatedly tells his family when they beg him to take it off.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

At home TB like to relive the sea-side experience by filling his wellies with sand and water.

 

[Archie_tect]

To recreate the authentic seaside experience 3BMCG feeds seagulls bread, laced with laxative, then waits for them to bomb people leaving his local fish and chip shop.shop.