Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

ACP's form teacher at Yonder school for the Arithmetically Gifted encouraged him to start his career by only collecting autographs on cheques.

[sorry HD]

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect once dreamt that in a previous life he'd been a mighty warrior, slashing and burning his way across the Steppes of Central Asia. But the following night he dreamed that in a previous life he'd been a gas meter reader in Luton called Norman. 

 

[Archie_tect]

Norman sends his regards to SP99 and asks for his helmet back, and the winged chariot.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie gets very irate with inconsiderate drivers - either that or he's practising being a weatherman.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap never walks past a row of railings without a vague feeling of melancholy, due, if he only knew it, to his unfulfilled desire for a stick to rattle along them.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea gets up at 4 every morning so he can go down the park and play on the swings before the kids turn up and ruin it.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has already started packing his suitcase for his holidays.

It looks lovely wrapped in paper with lots of flowers on it.

 

[Dayvo]

Unbeknown to all on here, Thpeicher hath an embarrathing and theriouth lithp.



The hath thuffered many jibeth and pith-taking throughout her life and ath a rethult dethided to communicate only through the meanth of writing.



No-one thince nineteen theventy thix hath heard her thpeak.



But the ith happy with her life, ethpecthially here on thith forum, Thycle Chat, where no-one thuthpected anything until I, Dayvo, blew the whithle on her little thecret!



Thorry, Thpeicher!

 

[iAmiAdam]

Dayvo employed a specially trained nine times gold medallist TT champion to help improve his TT positiong. On a Brompton.

 

[TVC]

Adam has a very consistent TT position: last place

 

[iAmiAdam]

TVC loves to review vehicle upholstery. Well, this is what he tells the press as he steps into the broom wagon at another racing event.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Adam likes brooms. He goes "Broom, Broom" when he gets in his car.

 

[iAmiAdam]

26x25 was once so good at wheelies, he moved to unicycles. But then decided it was a bad idea as he needed the handlebars to keep it on one wheel.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Adam was very worried about the idea of going into a unisex hairdressers. He thought they would give him the snip.

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 had the snip in 1976....he still can't quite relax whenever he hears the swish of curtains.