accountantpete
OAP
26x25 bought a pair of "X-Ray" specs advertised in his Marvel comics ,seated himself in the town centre and awaited the pleasurable result - except they kept steaming up!
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
TVC's fetish for nursing bras, has seen him banned from all Mothercare outlets, after several unfortunate incidents.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Toshiba recently had the very rare infection, BDI. He was treated by a female nurse.
swee'pea99
Squire
Speicher has a cousin, Reginald, who has the world's third largest collection of dental floss.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
After cycling in his local Skyride, Swee'pea wanted above else to really fly on his bike in a REAL Skyride, so he arranged for a crane at a local building site to lift his bike up with him sitting on it, before starting to sway from side to side. Eventually when swee'pea and his bike were going back and forth as though on a swing, the crane operator detatched him at the very best moment and Swee'pea flew through the air like ET and his chums before landing in a touchdown that would have had Evil Kenevil weeping for joy.
He fulfilled his dream completely by phoning home to get picked up by his Mum and Dad.
His new ambition is to drive a real Airbus.
He fulfilled his dream completely by phoning home to get picked up by his Mum and Dad.
His new ambition is to drive a real Airbus.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
TVC still occassionally wears his Wonderwoman outfit at weekends.
accountantpete
OAP
TB still wears string vests.
swee'pea99
Squire
ap uses one of his old string vests to drain the spaghetti - 'why waste money on a collander?'
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
In an effort to be more environmentally friendly, SP99 wears his underpants for 3 days, then turns them inside out for the next 3 days. That way, one pair lasts all week (he obviously goes commando on Sundays).
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Toshiba boy wears Bamboo underpants in order to pander to Mrs TB's preferences.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher eats, shoots and leaves. Often without paying.
iAmiAdam
New Member
Up until last year, MDB still bartered with chickens. Even when buying chickens.
Which just reminded me of the mongrels episode where he meets a chicken.
Which just reminded me of the mongrels episode where he meets a chicken.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
iamiadam lives on the Mudchute Animal Petting Farm at the weekends.
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