Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

ChrisKH carris a bugle everywhere he goes on his bike.

On the odd occassion he overtakes another rider, he plays a cavalry charge tune, which so shatters him, the other cyclist normally comes shooting straight back past him.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TB's arse is so big it's used as a gunnery calibration site by warships in the English Channel.

Uncle Mort & 3BM are in fact the same person. Have you ever seen them in a room together?

 

[Speicher]

TB was kicked out of his favourite football team, Arse 'n' all.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher really is useless at this word play lark

 

[Archie_tect]

When TB was HR Director at Highbury and met Arsene Wenger for the first time he misunderstood his limited English coupled with his outrageous French accent and thought the man wanted to be the new Arsenal winger... took 4 years to disabuse him of the misunderstanding. TB was forever complaining about the new winger being 'a bit up himself'...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie_tect is the product of a brief liaison between a famous ballerina and a slightly famous cyclist. If he had been born a girl, (s)he would have been called Margot Merckx.

To this day, whenever the road tips upwards, you ought to see him dance on those pedals.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB coincidentally is known, on the hushed, hallowed boards of the Parisian Corps de Ballet, as Eddie Fontaine, but his shoes don't half make a racket.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie_tect often goes out on his bike late at night, wearing one of his Mum's old Tutu's. Whenever he does this, he refers to himself as Desmond.

 

[swee'pea99]

tb was actually in line to be the new President of Zimbabwe. Mind you, he was a hell of a long way down the line...

 

[TVC]

Sweepea is first in line to the throne. He did turn to the second in line and say, 'I might be a while, and I'd give it ten minutes when I'm finished'.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has abdicated......all responsibility

 

[Archie_tect]

TB supports the democratic right of every citizen to express their heartfelt grievances, unless they cut him up.

[Edit: can't trype]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

As he gets older, more and more people are commenting on Archie-tect's uncanny resemblance to Winston Churchill (c1940). He has even taken to smoking cigars and sticking his V's up to all and sundry.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB objects to comments that he looks more and more like Margaret Thatcher... he is horrified as he prefers Theresa May.