Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

If you get Archie_tect very, very drunk, you will find he has an unbridled lusting for Anne Widdecombe.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy tucks his shirt into his Bill Grundy's just like John Major.

 

[Dayvo]

As a child, AP used the sun, through a magnifying glass, to burn ants.

Four decades on, he has upped the ante with a metre radius magnifying glass and targets two-legged creatures.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo is "over the moon" after hearing that he is to be "Mr April" on Oslo's "Crazy Foreigners in our midst" nude 2011 calendar. Unfortunately, they will not be available in the UK.

 

[Dayvo]

TB read a book once; it was a red one.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo has combined his toilet with his book collection, and christened it his loobrary. He spends many a happy hour sat in there.

 

[Dayvo]

TB loves his food; so much so that he has a commode designed to be used at the dining table as he eats, so he doesn't need to go to the toilet, and thus interupt his eating.

This has caused his family no end of embarrassment, though, as he has been banned from all the restaurants in his town.

 

[Mobbsy]

Yellow Fang does not have any fangs that are yellow

 

[TVC]

Mobbsy's got the hang of this one already.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC has asked me to lie for him while he's on holiday


He's staying in a static caravan near Skeg Vegas

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[TVC mode] 3BM can't have all my money [/TVC Mode]

 

[threebikesmcginty]

That's not very nice of you TVC

 

[Dayvo]

3BM can't get the hang of safety pins.

Every time he uses one, he is rushed to A&E for a blood transfusion because he always stabs himself through the main, erm, finger artery!

 

[accountantpete]

3BM hates static caravans - they make his hair stand on end.

 

[TVC]

Pete wishes he had enough hair to stand on end, particularly when 3BMcG starts having a conversation with himself.