Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

Accountantpete has started digging a tunnel to the earth's core in his back garden. He wrote to Doug McClure for some advice and is still waiting for a reply.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BmcG believes that cowboys are the font of all knowledge and can often be seen sitting by the camp fire eating a mess o' beans in his front porch.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie still enters his local pub shouting "Yee-Haw" and firing his cap gun.

 

[TVC]

You never see Pete and Yosemite Sam at the same time.... why do you think that is?

 

[Archie_tect]

You never see Pete and Yosemite Sam at the same time.... why do you think that is?

That'll be after TVC, Pete and Sam gambled over the affections of Limelight Lil down at Speicher's Bordelo... the night they all agreed to draw a veil over TVC's handling of the 5 ace trick.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC Archie_tect still wears a cowboy hat whenever he attends a black tie function, just for effect.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB, you show a worryingly similar turn of thought.... if it worries me, must terrify you! OK- as a control test- what am I thinking....?

Nope, sandwich or fish and chips?!

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect wanted a sandwich butty changed his mind.

 

[TVC]

Speicher loves sandwiches so much that the only restaurant she will eat in is Subway.

 

[accountantpete]

Having grown up in the era of British Rail ,TVC will only eat sandwiches which are 4 days old and turning up at the corners.

 

[ChrisKH]

accountantpete only makes love on even numbered days due to an unfortunate event that took place on the 1st February 1985.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort makes his own Marmite using creosote and a blend of old rubbish.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG knows the Colonels secret blend of seven herbs and spices. He refuses to divulge what he knows, but he hints at hazelnuts.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's mind can wander and quickly go off topic.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

when he was a lad pete told his parents he had half a mind to become an accountant - they told him that was good as it's all you need.