Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Uncle Mort's purchased one of these "open plan" properties. It's absolutely fantastic, except when it rains or snows, when the lack of a roof is a bit of a disadvantage.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
- Status
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Uncle Mort is not a very nice person. He said once that I was a tub of lard, now he says I live in a pigsty. 
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher has hurt feelings - she should rub some oinkment on it.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
ac'pete bought a silk purse from speicher. He wanted another one but she didn't hear him.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
3BM was born in the Summer of Love, and has been trying to spread it ever since, somewhat unsuccessfully.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
TB would like to spread it about too but on enquiring of likely partners finds they turn and run.
accountantpete
OAP
26x25 was born in the year of the rat - hence his tendency to chew cable dotted around the house.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Toshiba Boy knows that my immediate response to that would have been very polite, and not all full of double entrendre. 
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Toshiba Boy knows that my immediate response to that would have been very polite, and not all full of double entrendre.
Shall I load the bullets and let you pull the trigger?
Speicher watches "Gone with the wind" every Tuesday night without fail.
accountantpete
OAP
Toshiba Boy gets excited when watching Clint Eastwood films and gets out his replica Magnum - he's not allowed a real one as he gets the chocolate all down his front.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Uncle Mort applied for Belgian citizenship but they turned him down for being too dull.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Uncle Mort's editing skills are indeed Nimble.... Dough!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie considers himself to be the best thing since sliced bread.
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