Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

AP doesn't work at all.

Instead he is very content sitting outside Sainsburys, pretending to be a Rumanian begger, dressed in the national costume (too short trousers with braces, a flannel shirt, and a handerchief on his head) and telling everyone to Baga-mi-as pula in ma-ta if they don't give him any cash!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo's in Norway on the village idiot exchange scheme.

 

[Dayvo]

I'm not saying 3BM is short, but he loves Legoland in Denmark; it makes him feel at home.

 

[Kestevan]

Dayvo has an extensive collection of cardigans, each with the left sleeve removed; no-one is quite sure why.

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo has a jumper. It's orange and he insists on wearing it back to front. Everyone thinks it's because he's a bit weird.

 

[Kestevan]

Sweepea's been at the cooking sherry already

 

[Archie_tect]

SP is a jumper ...a little green one!


[Edit: Sorry Kestevan... !

]

 

[Kestevan]

Kestevan didn't realise this thread had morphed into "Post a lie about the poster above the poster above".

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie tect's last post was the one that finally tipped Kesteven over the edge, he was last seen running amok in the biscuit isle in Co-op.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM is adamant he doesn't suffer from OCD, but he can spend all weekend making sure all the tins in his cupboard are alinged, his toothbrush stands at an exact 90 degree angle and the valves on his bikes are all at the six o'clock position.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy's next holiday will be to the Biscuit Isle that ThreebikesMcginty has told him about.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher loves to pull up in her car alongside hitchhikers, wind down her window, says "Do you need a lift?", grateful "Yes please" from hitchhiker...allowing Speicher to reply "You look great, the sun's shining, today is the first day of the rest of your life...go for it!" before screeching off cackling loudly.

 

[swee'pea99]

tb likes to say to cabbies 'You'll be wanting a tip? Cheap tools are a false economy - always buy the best you can afford.'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 went to a fancy dress party dressed as a shrimp and pulled a mussel.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy chatted up the same mussel but Swee'pea stamped on his foot - he had to limp it back home.