Post a lie about the poster above.

[courtenay]

Toshiba Boy, plans his cycle routes by searching for cider press's on google maps.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Toshiba Boy, plans his cycle routes by searching for cider press's on google maps.

courtenay's favoured riding outfit, consists of tweed plus fours, a pink bra topped off with an Edwardian era ladies hat. He's a big hit in the valleys.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB no longer sports his bra... too much chafing... he prefers to ride free.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has been known to ride completely naked, although in the interests of aerodynamics, he does take the precaution of having an all over body wax first. It has been suggested by some friends, that this is the reason he actually does this in the first place.

 

[swee'pea99]

TB *always* rides completely naked - apart from the tutu and the bowler hat.

 

[Archie_tect]

....hence TB's nickname, "Desmond"...

Unfortunately SP has photos- he really shouldn't but you know he can't resist a really, really close zoom. Pass the chunder bucket.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's great-grandparents and grandparents were all from differnt parts of the world, hence his real name - Brahmananda Dietmar Johannes Mircea Spyrider Brian Avistomenis Waheed Gaetano Fernando Olusesan Marius Popoola-Popoola.

For obvious reasons, he was known at school by his nickname, PooPoo.


Hey, I've cracked my first thousand! (I know it's small beer for some of you big boys and girls on here )

 

[TVC]

Tosh has cracked off his first thousand, the poor boy must be sore.

 

[swee'pea99]

Hah! That's nothing. TVC cracked two eggs this morning, then he took the tops right off, then he stuck in his toastie soldiers, oh yes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 likes eggs. Not too keen on the yolk, nor the white come to that, but boy does he love the crunchy taste and roughage of a nicely ground up shell, lightly seasoned with some road grit.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy tried to follow the recipe for eggs on toast. But he found the instructions were scrambled.

 

[Dayvo]

Speich loves eating eggs, but thinks they are too expensive and isn't prepared to shell out for them.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo likes eating egg on toast. Why he has to sit on toast to eat an egg nobody knows.

 

[Archie_tect]

When TVC learns how to boil the perfect egg, he'll have cracked it.

 

[Speicher]

TVC Archie_tect has yet to find a cafe that will serve him Egg on Ronay.