Speicher often ends up with Merlot all over her lap, or Viognier, or Sirah, or Chardonney. After the first couple of bottles she can barely find the glass, never mind her mouth.
On a visit to Tescos yesterday TVC was found drunk in charge of a bicycle... though where he got the bicycle and how he came to be in charge of it is anyone's guess.
When doing the weekly shop at Asda, Archie often becomes unduly stressed, which manifests itself in him talking in tongues, much to the bemusement of the girl on the Deli counter.
TB called in at the Delhi Olympic Village Tesco Express on his way from the Cyclodrome to buy a packet of Bombay Mix but he couldn't find it, neither could the assistant....
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