Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Whereas Speicher never wore nappies; she's gone commando all her life!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo has the results of the Norwegian jury.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo Archie doesn't like Commandos, he prefers a well presented Sailor.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC thought Wrens were sweet little gentle birds 'til he visited Weymouth by accident.

 

[Dayvo]

AT once went to Weymouth and discovered where the 'nil by mouth' saying came from!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo never went to Weymouth as a young and innocent boy.... full of hope, dreams and youthful exuberance.

 

[TVC]

Archie likes Dorset, it's the only county that makes Northumberland look modern.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ow! TVC has a standing invitation to visit Northumberland any time he likes.... he has to stand trains north of York have no seats.....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie also knows that the "no seats North of York rule" applies to loos too. It's always "bombs away" up north.

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25, being a Ryanair pilot dreams of seats...

 

[Archie_tect]

....and landing gear.... flight plans.... autopilot.... navigation lights... maintenance... emeergency life rafts.... whistles....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When Archie flies anywhere, he insists on going by hot air balloon.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba boy pedals everywhere in his very small yellow and red car, while everyone admires his big ears.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher has a fondness for velcro which some of her nearest and dearest find a tad disconcerting.

 

[Archie_tect]

....whereas SP has a fondness for Dayvo.... which is equally disconcerting- for Dayvo