Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Archie_tect wanted to book a swimming pool party for all his friends. He was astonished to find out the cost, and that he had to pay extra for the life-guard (deemed necessary for H & S regs.) He had expected the life guard to be thrown in for free.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher knows very well that everyone pees in the swimming pool at some stage of their life.

What she didn't know, though, but was SOON to find out, was that's it's not acceptable to do it from the top board.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo has similar problems with his upstairs neighbour who insists on saving water with the communal sprinkler system....

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has only recently learnt to swim. He was given some lessons in the paddling pool, but soon got out of his depth.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has a plastic pool... made of pee you see.

 

[Dayvo]

When AT goes round to Speicher's to play in her pool, he wears his pith helmet to keep his hair dry.

 

[Speicher]

When Davyo goes round to AT's to play pool, they both have a lot of trouble getting their balls out of their pockets.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher knows how to queue.... she's at the front of the line for a seat at Prince Charles' investiture as king.... two years and counting.

 

[Dayvo]

AT once farted in front of Prince Charles.

In his defence, he said he didn't realise it was the prince's turn.

 

[surfdude]

dayvo still wares a nappy at night

 

[Dayvo]

Surfdude wears diapers when he's on his board.

It's his attempt at being environmentally friendly.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is never seen in anything but plus fours.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

On an economy drive, TVC wears string vests made from nectarine bags. He quite likes the feel too.

 

[TVC]

Tosh wear supermarket veg bags as trunks whilst swimming, people shout at him, "Tosh, we can clearly see yer' nuts".

 

[Archie_tect]

Pull yourself together TVC!