Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

When in the 6th Form, SP99 had a summer job down on the local farm, although he did have to leave suddenly, something to do with a turkey baster, and young Molly Miggins the farmer's daughter.

 

[fatboysoontobeslim]

toshibaboy had to leave the job on the farm too swiftly as he was caught videoing sp99 with molly miggins

 

[Toshiba Boy]

fatboysoontobeslim wishes he had a shorter name. He has to have a special lengthened bank card just to fit it on, and he always has to remember to walk sideways through doorways at work because of his name badge.

 

[surfdude]

toshibaboy uses chopsticks to wipe his bum with after a dump then wipes them clean so he can use them to pick his nose with

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort uses ear wigs to supplement his comb-over.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie collects bed bugs. He now has over 4 and half billion of them, or so he tells everyone.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh admits to collecting fossils and makes no bones about it.

 

[TVC]

Pete has dated a few fossils.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC is known as the Lord Carnarvon of Leicester, he's certainly poked about in some old ruins in his time.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG has been carbon dating his elderly companions again.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is accompanied everywhere by Aloysius. He gets some very strange looks on the train, because Aloysius needs a seat to himself. Archie quite rightly insists that teddy bears do not require a ticket to travel

 

[surfdude]

speicher greets people in the way that a dog will which can lead to a few problems out at parties

 

[swee'pea99]

surfdude was 83 last Tuesday. 

 

[TVC]

Sweepeas' childhood sweetheart is now 83.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC worked for Special Ops during the war, giving language training to operatives before they were dropped behind enemy lines. Sadly he taught them all Urdu, leading to the near-immediate detention of every last one.