Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

26x25 always insisted in casualty that he was innocently making a salad naked, when he dropped the cucumber, then slipped whilst bending down to pick it up. He never bothered to explain the Vaseline.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is always asking the nice girl at the 7/11 shop for KY Peanuts.

 

[TVC]

Pete's invention of "Smokey Bacon Flavoured Super Glide Lube" never took off.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a Slide Rule.



Do not slide down a slide head first.

 

[surfdude]

speicher dosent know what ky jelly is judgeing by the look on their avatar and should know as a rule to always use it

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Surfdude used a stick as a rule, but it wasn't marked off in inches.

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 refused to lend his prize conker to the youngster next door,explaining that "They don't grow on trees you know!"

 

[Dayvo]

AP set out to beat Marc Almond's dubious record of some 20 years.

He admitted it would be a hard act to follow; but it was more a case of biting off more than he could chew.

After his failed attempt, he said that the defeat was hard to swallow.

 

[surfdude]

marc almond only did it to try and beat dayvos record but he did niegh good

 

[swee'pea99]

surfdude's aunt used to go out with David Cameron.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea's aunt is Dolly Parton.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC hosts Tupperware parties.

 

[TVC]

Pete hosts Ann Summers Parties.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC qualified as a dentist and had his own practice.

He did wonder, though, why he only ever the one patient, until he received an anonymous letter saying that when TVC said 'Open wide: oh my goodness, they're all going to have to come out' and then laughed this laugh
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRamB30E9mU
he was always going to struggle as a dentist!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo has a mean streak.... but we would rather he put his clothes back on.