Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Bollo has the reputation for playing hard.... in fact he's got so bad his gran won't play him at Scrabble anymore.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort is available in any colour you like as long as it's pasty white.

 

[Speicher]

ThreeBikesMcginty's style of dancing reminds people of Mr Pastry. Particularly his version of the Gay Gordons.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In her younger days, Speicher loved to pogo to her favourite punk bands. One such event was caught on video, and shown at last years staff Christmas party. She didn't half take some stick for it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy can do the hula - he's cock-a-hoop about it

 

[accountantpete]

3BM auditioned to replace Peter Snow- all went well until he produced his highly original "swingometer".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP read the News once. But he got bored with it, and has never bought a paper since.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I wouldn't say Uncle Mort's garden is overgrown, but he found a very confused 90 year old Japanese soldier in there the other day.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy gets very argumentative in the vegetable plot. He often has his beans in rows.

 

[e-rider]

Toshiba is japanese for 'pointed arrow'

 

[accountantpete]

T'ski's hobby is going round the country and writing "clean me" on the back of dirty white vans.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete is lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG has been reading Omar Kayyam again... sigh, get the restraints out would you?

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect read a book once. It had a red cover, and - he thinks - a picture of a horse.   

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 is still smarting because his book 'Topsy and Tim join the Klan' was rejected by the publishers.