Post a lie about the poster above.

[KEEF]

Unlike the stain on acp's character which is not brown but was a well kept secret until now

 

[Archie_tect]

KEEF knows that AP prefers Velvet to quilted Andrex for that very reason... it's all comes down to personal choice and nobody should think any the worse of him for it.

 

[KEEF]

The codes Velvet and Andrex used by At are a signal to his cohorts that they have been rumbled

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort tried his hand at tag-team wrestling once, but got dropped by his partner after refusing to enter the ring because his opponent 'looked at him in a nasty way'.

 

[Archie_tect]

When it comes to the black art of Ecky Thump, no-one, and I mean no-one, comes close to Swee'pea.... well you wouldn't would you? ...not when he insists on looking like that.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect knows all 391 verses to On Elkley Moor Bar T'at

Edit: Ilkley Moor Baht 'At

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's knowledge of place names is second to none.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete's knowledge of continuous closing devices for clothing is zip.

 

[accountantpete]

There are no flies on threebikesmcginty.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete should button it

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty's lug holes are a right mess as a result of being given a Ronco Buttoneer for Christmas when he was six.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap has a deep and abiding fear of velcro.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea really does not like this thread.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher hasn't got a stitch to wear.

 

[TVC]

Pete weaves his own merkins.