Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

TVC is never knowingly undersold.

 

[accountantpete]

They say that people drive cars that reflect their personalities.

Archie drives a Bond Minicar - she's a beaut isn't she?

 

[TVC]

Pete's car also reflects his personality. He drives a TVR, a bit flashy, badly put together and never far from a breakdown.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's not got a car... though he has a washing machine that spins erratically on it's last cycle.... and it leaks from the bottom.

 

[surfdude]

archie leaks from their ears mouth and bottom everything they eat because they have no self control and have not got a enough corks to plug everything with

 

[Iain p]

Surfdude, likes to wear ladies underwear under his wetsuit

 

[Archie_tect]

[Ian p....that's not a lie!]

Ian p has a feather duster called eric.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect has an 11 year old pickled onion. He's always been fond of his pickled onions, but this one was 'really something a bit special', and he just couldn't bring himself either to eat it or throw it away. He shows it to visitors, who invariably try their best to enthuse, tho' it has to be said it's not been looking altogether in the best of health for quite a while now.

 

[TVC]

If you Google the word Swee'pea then alarm bells start ringing at MI6.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If you ogle The Velvet Curtain you'll get a smack in the chops. Or a snog if you're a sailor.

 

[swee'pea99]

threebikesmcginty orginally planned to sign up as threebikesandagoatmcginty but unfortunately it was too long to register. Just as well really, as he's since eaten the goat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ever since the "incident" that must never be mentioned, SP99 has a physical tic, that means he nods when he means No, and shakes his head when he means Yes, which has caused a few problems.

His GP suggests he moves to Greece.

 

[accountantpete]

TB once went to see Crete.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP was arrested following his attempts to con crete, but he was framed. Despite trying to shore up the case, it had no foundation. Everything was smoothed over after his accuser hit a wall of resistance.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is an expert on foundation and blushes whenever people point this out.