Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

You know the guy with the "Golf Sale" sign, well Archie got turned down for that job, he didn't even get to the second interview stage.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC auditioned for the pantomime Ali The Barber but didn't make the cut.

 

[TVC]

Pete's Widow Twanky has been likened to Olivier's Othello in his completer mastery of the role.

 

[Speicher]

User76 has a very special instrument to play in the percussion section of the orchestra - a cheese triangle.

 

[Speicher]

User76 has been looking at the website for these cars.

 

[TVC]

Speicher thought up a way of getting a Ferrari, but was disgusted by the idea, and besides Cheryl Tweedy got there first.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain's just bought himself a Porsche

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG has spent £400 on insulation for his bike shed for winter.

Just needs to get a bike shed.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has just built a bike shed and has left plenty of room to the rear of the building in order to re-live his youth.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort is admin for the James Blunt smells of celery forum - only him so far but it's early days.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort was expelled from the national Tiddlywinks competition after testing positive to prohibited substances - he later blamed it on over the counter medicine.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete always has a game of fortywinks after lunch.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort was expelled from the national Tiddlywinks competition after testing positive to prohibited substances - he later blamed it on over the counter medicine.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher sits on the local council - most of them don't mind one bit.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete was grilled by the coppers - they didn't turn him though so he was crispy on one side.