Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

SP has a bath but never uses it... prefers the local duck pond after a few bevvies on a Saturday night..

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie-Tect tried to draw a bath once, but his pencil broke.

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 went to pull a G-string, instead of drawing it. And slightly too hard, as well!

By God it didn't half make his eyes water!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo wears american pants - one yank and they're off.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM doesn't wear pants, just brown pin-striped trousers.

 

[Bollo]

User76 suffers from a rare condition known as 'Geezer's Palsy' that makes him look like he's always trying to sell a used car.

 

[Speicher]

Bollo has got an old geezer in his bathroom



It is a very old house, and they have not yet up-dated the hot water system.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has an old boiler in her bathroom.

It is a very old house etc.

 

[swee'pea99]

User76 once went out with Margaret. Well, I say 'went out with'....admittedly she apparently didn't view it in quite that way, but I still think the DailyMail's term 'stalking' was needlessly inflammatory, and did a lot to bring on the court case and the subsequent restraining order.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 always shows restraint - he's a dominatrix.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

swee'pea99 always shows restraint - he's a dominatrix.

Talking of which, 3BM is chuffed with his spanking new outfit.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy recently got a new pay package including golden handcuffs - they're a bit tight however.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

User76 is No 2 under-Warden (Temporary) in charge of all stalctites and stalagmites at Cheddar Gorge caves. The jobs has it's ups and downs, or is it downs and ups...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy has a CO2 emissions rating of 89g/km, the same as a Skoda Fabia estate.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM's emissions have been tested, and are so far off the scale, he has been asked to ensure he always rides alone, or if he really does have to ride in a group, then make sure he is always "rear end charlie", a name which has, unsurprisingly, stuck.