Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

tb can talk! He really can - talk, with his sphincter. Admittedly the vocabulary's pretty limited, and he needs a kebab and four pints of Guinness to prime the pumps, as it were. But still....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 made the Fjords of Norway using only a Richard Carter shovel.

 

[Fnaar]

3BM has a pet donkey called Alan, that he keeps in the attic

 

[accountantpete]

Fnaar stands for Fun not available at rear.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP stands for all that is true, just and honourable.

 

[TVC]

Archie stands up for the Queen, if you know what I mean.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC can't.... not since his 7th vodka sling this evening.

 

[accountantpete]

When TVC ran into the pub and said "look what i've just done!" Archie wasn't amused as he'd just stepped in it.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap's gone to Iceland. Which is a bit strange on account of it's nearly midnight. Maybe it's the country Iceland...he wasn't very clear.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP's gone awol....in search of Speicher who's a Wol....

 

[TheDoctor]

Archie is fluent in Auregnais.

Sadly, no-one else is...

 

[Archie_tect]

Le Docteur sera le manique d'anglais mordant jusqu'a le mort du le Sark.... peut-etre.

 

[TVC]

Archie's Spanish lessons may not be quite as advertised.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort is so buck-toothed he can peel an orange through a tennis racket with them.

 

[Fnaar]

3BM is the lovechild of Hughie Green and Thora Hird