Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Fnaar is the result of a drunken late night swingers party hook up between the Archbishop of Canterbury and Mary Whitehouse.

 

[Fnaar]

Toshiba boy lives in a hollowed-out giant cactus, cunningly disguised as a house.

 

[swee'pea99]

Fnaar used to have three knees.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Swee'P has 3 knees. One halfway down on each leg and one in the groin (when pestering ladies).

 

[TVC]

26x25s chat up technique mostly involve trying to tell the 'white eared elephant' joke.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is a mad scientist who once crossed a jazz singer with a knee and got Patella Fitzgerald.

 

[TVC]

Mort lives in Rolfs beard. The Aussie paintbrush botherer feeds him small pieces of damper bread with a cocktail stick.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC's kangaroo escaped. It wasn't tied down.

 

[Fnaar]

26x25 knows Rolf's two little boys

 

[Bollo]

Like Rolf, Fnaar's catchphrase is "Can you tell what it is yet?" but, unlike Mr Harris, the 'it' is not suitable for transmission.

 

[TVC]

Fnaar was delighted to win a whole night with Ms Minogue, but was reduced to tears when he found out it was Danni.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC does some lousy impersonations - his burger glued to front of trousers (McFly) was a real low.

 

[Dayvo]

AP calls his middle leg 'Jake'!

 

[wobbler]

Dayvo has an enormous Didgerydoo

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Due to an experiment that went terribly wrong in an A-Level Biology lesson, Wobbler has an incredibly strong re-action hardwired into his brain since childhood, resulting in embarrasing amounts of drooling whenever he hears a bell.