Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Dayvo has a secret fantasy about being captured by Emma Peel.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher's been around for a while. She used to go to school with Robert Peel.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo's gratuitous exposing of his feet led to the introduction of The Corn Laws.

 

[TVC]

Pete makes it a habit to break at least three different laws every day. He still hasn't managed to get past gravity yet, but he's trying.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC went past his sell-by-date LOOONG ago.

He isn't so much velvety, more like mouldy!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has to be in his cell by 8pm.

 

[TVC]

Governor Speicher is very strict.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC rules with an iron hand.

Well, it's the hand he uses to do the ironing with.

 

[krushavik]

Dayvo is really a short fat balded headed mexican.

 

[Archie_tect]

krushavik often breaks convention by crushing a kevin.... he's like that.

 

[TVC]

Mort also has a talking dog, in fact it never shuts up, morning noon and night its "what about this bone... what about that bone.... guess who's bum I smelt today.... where's my ball..." It's all wearing a bit thin.

 

[Archie_tect]

Brian tells me that TVC is 'Top Dog' in his street.

 

[postman]

Archie tect once put his coffee mug down on some drawings while answering the phone .And his company built a roundabout that was not needed .

 

[TVC]

When overtaking old ladies on his bike, the poster above gives two sharp tings on his bell. The grannies know it's him because the postman always rings twice.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect once put his coffee mug down on some drawings while answering the phone .And his company built a roundabout that was not needed .