Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Uncle Mort and Untie Mort both wear polyester nightshirts. When Uncle Mort gets randy the sparks fly.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC's appetite is in a differing area - he eats mince pies all the year round.

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 only goes into his local Butcher's shop when he can spy mince beef on the counter. Which he then takes home to bake in his wellingtons.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher used to be a shepherd spy...

 

[TVC]

Archie has stuffed a few gamey old birds in his time.

 

[oliglynn]

The Velvet Curtain bakes cupcakes for the criminally insane.

 

[Archie_tect]

oliglynn's house has 4 points of entry for Santa's visit... 5 if he brings his snorkel.

 

[TVC]

Archie doesn't know it yet, but Mrs Tect is getting him a snorkelling holiday in Sharm for Christmas.

 

[Speicher]

Next year TVC will be taking part in the World Bog Snorkelling Championships in Llanwrtyd Wells. He hopes to defeat the Australians.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's cardiovascular system uses thick onion gravy rather than blood.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

threebikesmcginty: charming, witty, handsome, loaded - I could go on but modesty prevents it...

 

[accountantpete]

Churchill once described 3BM as a modest man with much to be modest about.

 

[TVC]

Whilst discussing AccountantPete with his closest aides, President Eisenhower was heard to exclaim "I know he's supposed to be on our side, but can't we nuke him anyway".

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain is corrosion resistant due to being galvanised

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikes has had a clear coat applied to his skin in order to preserve his tan.