Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Accountantpete uses Vanish powder in his washing machine, and then wonders why people cannot see him.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher does a modern variation on the old Cleopatra thing and bathes in Swarfega.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP does exactly what it says on the tin...

 

[Speicher]

The soap powder ACP Archie uses is Surf. He finds it tricky to bring back a year's supply from his annual holiday at the seaside.

 

[TVC]

Speicher, in a drunken stupor (not unusual) mistook a bottle of Cif for her shower gel. At least she now smells lemon fresh.

 

[Speicher]

TVC really wanted a puma, but has ended up with a pussy cat.

 

[TVC]

Speicher wants to ne an Eagle Owl when she grows up, but she's still just a 'barn.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is looking forward to becoming the first Curtain to make it onto the stage on Broadway...

 

[TVC]

When Prince Charles coined the phrase "Monstrous Carbuncle" he was actually reviewing some of Archies work.

 

[krushavik]

The velvet curtain wants to change his name to "Tipping the Velvet" but doesn't know if he should come out before or after Christmas.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Krushavik prefers krushed velvet.

 

[Archie_tect]

It's time 26x25 was put down... because he's heavy.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie tect is related to Christopher Wren although it's the Christopher Wren who was a boilermaker at Grimsby docks.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG certainly knows his way around an old boiler.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is just getting steam up. What for nobody knows........