Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete never wears tights, it's got to be stockings for him, it makes him feel like a real lady.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC used to rob banks (well, he only had the one failed attempt) as he used his favourite stockings to cover his face.

Unfortunately for him, he forgot they were his crutchless ones.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo has founded a nudist club in Greece called The Buns Of Navarone.

 

[Dayvo]

AP is Irish, and put the Mick in Mykonos.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo must be the only CC-er who can say he's been to Hell and back.

 

[Dayvo]

Dayvo must be the only CC-er who can say he's been to Hell and back.

It'd be true, if I'd been there. I've driven through Paradis (near Bergen), though.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo's sat-nav keeps playing up, recently he was off to see a mate in Woking and ended up in Bergen.

 

[Archie_tect]

It'd be true, if I'd been there. I've driven through Paradis (near Bergen), though.

Well D, it is supposed to be a lie!

TVC doesn't have a sat-nav ...he relies on the reindeer to get him home.

 

[Speicher]

Upon hearing a loud noise from the direction of his roof, Archie_tect remarked to Mrs Archie-tect "it must be heavy rain dear".

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher upset the kids when she admitted to eating a Donner Kebab.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete upset the kids when he admitted to eating baby goat

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

We better not say how 3bm upsets the kids

 

[krushavik]

26X25 was caught photostating his bum for next years xmas cards

 

[Dayvo]

krushavik hasn't many friends, but he does have a lot of enemies.

And every Christmas he sends hundreds, nay, thousands, of cards to them all.

Without stamps on them.

 

[Archie_tect]

Krushavik never advertises the fact that he owns a house on Bond Street and property on Mayfair, but tells all and sundry that he came second in a beauty contest in 2008.

[Dayvo alone received 1475 cards this Christmas from KV...so far it's cost him 16225 NOK.]