Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie tect would be grateful just for one

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is alone at his location - he frightened the rest away.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Accountantpete is, in fact, a moulding piece of lemon cake left in the fridge by a 5 year old child. The fact that he/it can type is, according to him, nothing short of a miracle.... but in actual fact he's not typing at all but cheating and using voice recognition software to enter text on the forum.

Accountant? Pah!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Sh4rkyBloke? Spr4ttyBoy more like!

 

[TVC]

threebikes, real name Paddy, owns a goat.

 

[krushavik]

TVC has been cloned on the germs in the domestos advert.

 

[Dayvo]

krushavik thinks that domestos is a homely kind of Greek island.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo was very disappointed after his visit to Lesbos.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC went to Looe in Cornwall and found it lived up to his expectation.

Unfortunately the local constabulary weren't of the same opinion.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo went to mow....

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has green fingers - strange considering that he doesn't garden....

 

[Dayvo]

AP has an uphill garden. No idea what he does up there...

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo won gold... for the Downhill on Lake Garda.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie tect has simply been going downhill for years. He can see the nadir coming very soon though, and hopes he doesn't scrape his nose on it.












Sorry, that was a crap reply.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Since Mad Doug Biker left his cake shop for the local nudie bar, he has grown more accustomed to the idea of a Fake-well tart opposed the traditional recipe of the Bakewell.

Shame for him that in his new occupation he's not allowed to put the icing on the cake...