Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is attempting to make a mountain out of a molehill. So far it's 11 000 feet high with a small glacier on top.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TheDoctor was a mole for the KGB.

He gave it up though, dressing up as a small mammal and living in a hole wasn't for him.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TheDoctor 3BM has always been able to smell a rat. It's just one of his many fetishes.

 

[accountantpete]

TB sexes Carp for a living - but he's a bit coy about it.

 

[Speicher]

ACP was closely involved in the eradication of the Coypu.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher couldn't decide wether to get a Coypu or a Shih Tzu.

 

[colly]

3BM is the owner of a small animal farm. It has just one small dog on show..............it's a shoot zoo.

 

[krushavik]

Colly is a worried man, he is thinking of all the nice he can do for his new grand-daughter because it will be her who will choose his "Care Home"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

krushavik always uses wire wool, for a "good old" post ride rub down.

 

[Dayvo]

TB studied Lord of the Flies at A-level.

He was devasted to find he had failed, because as far as he was concerned "'bollox to the rules' cos it is!!!" was a suitable answer to 'what is your favourite part in the book and why?'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo is said to be in ecstasy and keeps coming all over with a warm glow, following his recent enlargement operation.

His surgeon is happy with both feet, indeed they now extend far enough forward to stop Dayvo continually falling over.

 

[accountantpete]

TB has to go to the vet to get his toenails clipped whilst his cat strokes him reassuringly.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP wasn't so lucky, he went to get neutered.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP MDB sings Nessun Dorma at the top of his voice, everytime he has a shower. When he has a bath he prefers Yellow Submarine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba wants me to pass the soap.