Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher likes it hard ......erm, life I mean!

 

[krushavik]

Mad Doug Biker thought organic crops were sex mad vegetables.

 

[colly]

Krushavic plays marbles.

 

[krushavik]

Colly is in the next street playing whip and top.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

In President Krushavik's Soviet Russia all the children play follow, stop and search; it's a very simple game, as easy as KGB.

 

[Dayvo]

Monsieur Remings couldn't speak French if he tried.

He did actually try once, and lo and behold, he couldn't speak it.

 

[postman]

Dayvo was in his amateur days .Very good at French cricket .That was until his bails fell off .

 

[Hilldodger]

Postman is actually a profesional male model.


At the gargoyle factory.

 

[Dayvo]

HD's penny farthings aren't worth two bob!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is a perenial flasher at cycling events - there is rumoured to be a video of the moment he got his manhood caught in a Zipp.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort thinks wardrobes are the work of the devil.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly's snoring sounds like a wardrobe being sawn in half. apparently.

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikesmcginty was a film critic back in the 60's and after sitting through 2001 A Space Odyssey he headlined a damning critique with the line "In space no one can hear you snore"

 

[Speicher]

ACP has read all Mr Spock's books on childcare.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher always thought that Mr Spock was best mates with Noddy.