Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort 3BM likes to maintain a degree of snobbery. Even when he used to get the booze cruise ferry to Calais, it was always Port Out, Starboard Home.

 

[TVC]

Tosh thinks he's posh because he insists on having his newspaper ironed before he reads it. It's the Daily Sport, but he has it ironed anyway.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has his newspaper delivered uncut so that the servants can't get to page 3 before he does,

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

accpete thinks that 3 is an unimaginably huge number as he has run out of fingers and toes long before then.

 

[Speicher]

ACP 26by25 carefully folds and irons his ten pound notes, to avoid inflation. When he unfolds them, he finds them increases.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher once ironed her feathers. She couldn't flutter for ages after.

 

[TVC]

Just six more and Speicher will have exhausted every pun in the English language.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Just six more and Speicher will have exhausted every pun in the English language.

TVC can't wait for Speicher to get onto French puns

 

[Speicher]

twentysix by twentyfive is very careful who he writes to, when he is on holiday in France.

 

[TVC]

Speicher gets annoyed at a gang of French buns that are always hanging round outside her house. She tells them to 'Choux'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

As a child, TVC never liked going to see his Mum's Sister, as she was always so angry with everything. Indeed, to this day, he always thinks of her everytime he has a croissant.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh had a little mistake whilst in France. It's still known as le chat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Julius Caesar did a beezer off the coast of France, TBT tried to do the same but did it in his pants

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB can eat a whole pack of Jaffa cakes in one mouthful.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yes, they call me 'Le Freak'.

The Doctor once contacted the FBI after photographing a UFO.

Mulder and Scully soon discovered however that it was a fake and that the flying saucers were in fact jaffa cakes being thrown across the line of the camera .....in fact, the biggest clue was all the crumbs on the carpet.