Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is in fact perfectly sane.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort once trod on a clam and promptly put in a claim for incapacity benefit which stated that he was suffering from shell shock.

 

[colly]

After constantly complaining about it being nippy, ACP discovered he has crabs.

 

[Speicher]

Colly said that on purpoise.

 

[colly]

Speicher is having a whale of a time with her new pod.

 

[TVC]

Colly has a pet fish that looks like a musical instrument, its a piano tuna.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has wired his pet fish up to his old hi-fi - it's a stereo tuna.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

AccPete is having trouble with his Bass. he's not sure if it's sea, fresh water, or stereo.

 

[colly]

There is something fishy about 26 x 25's new plaice. He thought it was a flat but it seems not.

 

[TVC]

Now Colly is just making puns for the halibut.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC is famous for his homes pun wisdom

 

[accountantpete]

TheDoc has just remembered that it is Shrove Tuedsay and has gone off to make some puncakes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

accpete is floundering around for his fish.

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 is waiting for his pancakes with baited breath.

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 caught a whopper and his attempts to broadcast this resulted in the famous I Have A Bream speech