Post a lie about the poster above.

[Shrim]

Uncle Mort has two left feet but two right big toes!

 

[Speicher]

Shrim keeps Nighthawks in his garden.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher suffers from avian related Tourettes syndrome Tits - Shag - Bustard!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete suffers from aviation related Tourettes syndrome - Fokker, erm...

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Uncle mort on the other hand is paisley weird

 

[Speicher]

None of the above four posters know the connection between Shrim and a Nighthawk.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is too clever for us.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain thinks that shrim is short for edible fungi in scottish.

 

[Speicher]

TBM recently went to an Fish restaurant, but was left floundering when he could not understand the menu.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher always goes to a fish restaurant, just for the halibut.

 

[accountantpete]

The EC is imposing a fish quota on Speicher's puns and threebikesmcginty has offered to buy her May quota.

 

[TVC]

Pete could end up getting battered for that comment.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is a loan shark who goes around dressed like mid-period David Bowie. He's known locally as the Fin White Duke.

 

[TVC]

Accountantpete was done for plagiarising David Bowie. He defended himself strongly but the lawyers saw straight through "Ground Control to Major Pete".

 

[colly]

Uncle M. got a present from his mum shortly after he moved out.

She sent him a small garden statuette and told him it was a gnome from home.