Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Colly is the one who stole all the garden gnomes from North Grove Rise.

 

[colly]

UncleM is a sufferer of Albaniamania. Which makes him an Albanicmanic.

always did think there was something decidedly odd going on there

 

[Speicher]

Colly's favourite character in The Wombles was Uncle Albania.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher went to see two characters from the series in a boxing match - it was the "Womble in the Jungle"

 

[Knockoffneil]

AC thinks space raiders are a healthy alternitive to sausage rolls.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

In 2008, Knockoffneil was abducted by an alien army who forced him to paint their shed and get some crisps in from the co-op.

 

[colly]

Colly's favourite character in The Wombles was Uncle Albania.

When one of my sons was small he thought

'Underground, overground, wombling free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we,...'

was in fact a self deprecatory statement about the social status of the Wombles.


Uncle Mort's full name is Morticia Addams

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly likes to wrap himself in bacofoil and run up to passing strangers shouting "how about a good stuffing then"

 

[TVC]

3BMcGs Ken Dodd tribute act has not been getting as many bookings as he hoped.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC's real name is Clarence.

He likes to write his name in the snow.

Unfortunately he has never got further than writing Clare!

Hence he goes by the name of TVC nowadays - to avoid an oft repeated explanation.

 

[Dayvo]

As a young lad, Mort used to work in a butcher's shop.

His main job was making sausages: unfortunately a lot of them tasted like Wrigleys spearmint chewing-gum!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The doctors at Oslo's A&E Department could only surmise that it was a strange British tradition that had been the cause of Davyo getting a saveloy, 2 pickled eggs and a courgette lodged in that position.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba Boy likes nothing better than a good thraping with a bunch of stinging nettles

 

[Zoiders]

Threebikesmcginty spent 7 years lost in the Amazon jungle after a back packing holiday resulted in him being mistaken for the incarnation of the god of fruit by an uncontacted tribe.

 

[TVC]

Zoiders is the king of the black pudding people.