accountantpete
OAP
TVC has taken to quaffing a fine wine with his spam fritters.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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accountantpete
OAP
Uncle Mort likes to play battle games with his mate but cheats ever so slightly by always choosing the 10th SS Panzer Division. His mate therefore has to be the Royalist troops loyal to King Charles.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
accountantpete crochets chest hair wigs for The Hoff.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
On his birthday cake earlier this week, FreakbikesMcGinty had four candles.
accountantpete
OAP
Colly has got love handles.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TVC was chased by the butcher's dog on his ride through Utterly-over-the-Hill last Saturday. He wouldn't let go of the ham bone he was chewing.
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accountantpete
OAP
Archie has been away "At Her Majesty's Pleasure"
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Uncle Mort once wrote a song called
'Don't Cry For Me All Of Worksop'
and put it to a rather catchy tune he heard on some random film with Madonna on it. It was such a beautiful song that he didn't think anyone would mind, but needless to say, it never even made ANY of the charts and he can now be seen every weekend trying to flog all the CDs of it he had made in anticipation of a huge sales rush at car boot sales up and down the length and breadth of Nottinghamshire.
'Don't Cry For Me All Of Worksop'
and put it to a rather catchy tune he heard on some random film with Madonna on it. It was such a beautiful song that he didn't think anyone would mind, but needless to say, it never even made ANY of the charts and he can now be seen every weekend trying to flog all the CDs of it he had made in anticipation of a huge sales rush at car boot sales up and down the length and breadth of Nottinghamshire.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Mad Doug Biker is excluded from Nottinghamshire, after he fell out with Sherriff. What they were doing together in that dinghy is anyone's guess.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
What goes on in the dinghy stays in the dinghy.
Speicher tells me that she has got an audition for a new Police drama, due to be aired later this year. Yes, it's true and she is really excited and has even seen part of the script. Apparently she is going to be fingered before being banged up in a cell all night.
Speicher tells me that she has got an audition for a new Police drama, due to be aired later this year. Yes, it's true and she is really excited and has even seen part of the script. Apparently she is going to be fingered before being banged up in a cell all night.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB applied to be in said police drama but his part was too small.
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