Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Archie isn't making me feel a little worried at all.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is just beginning to suspect that Archie_tect and Mad Doug are one and the same.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort tried to blag an invite to The Wedding by claiming he was royally descended from the ancient line of Saxe - Kronenbourg 1664.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

exaccountantpate is posh - deep-fried swan and chips with a half of Mackesons stout for him.

 

[Speicher]

After following the same diet as Accountantpete for a month, ThreeBikesMcginty is now very stout.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When Speicher goes to her local (has her own bar stool and pint glass), it totally depends on her mood whether she's decides to be a mild or bitter drunk drinker for the night.

 

[TVC]

If it's tripe you're after then Uncle Mort is your man.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC knows tripe when he sees it.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is just beginning to suspect that Archie_tect and Mad Doug are one and the same.

How dare you Sir! [though MDB will be pleased.]

 

[accountantpete]

Mr Tect's teachers packed in the job en-masse soon after his arrival at the school and collaborated in writing a radio series called Educating Archie.

Please do not google to confirm this as Archie is a bit coy about his age.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP goes to bed fully dressed in collar, tie and suit, to save time getting ready for work in the morning. He doesn't, however, wear his shoes in bed too, as that would "just be daft".

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort sleeps in the Lotus Position. The position he adopts in the shower is normally only attempted by Shaolin Monks.

 

[Speicher]

TVC also sleeps in the Lotus position. His Elise is so low on the ground, that TVC struggles to climb out of it.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is irate with the Post Office because clearly they've lost her invite to the wedding. She's bought a new hat, novelty willy shaped confetti and everything.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher hasn't climbed out of a sports car since the debacle with the News of the World photographer at the word premiere of The Man with the Golden Gun. She knows where he lives. <TVC, keep moving>