Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

ACP WMB wears Nine League boots. This is strange because she only has five feet.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Speicher has great difficulty guessing genders, often with hilarious conscequences.

 

[Dayvo]

WMB has an odd obsession with The Dude!

 

[Speicher]

Speicher has great difficulty guessing genders, often with hilarious conscequences.

The above is supposed to be a lie, so you are a girl!

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Speilcher's confusion with genders is not limited to this forum... I have colour pics...

 

[Dayvo]

To save money, WMB 'cuts' his own hair.

To save more money, he uses tweezers to do it.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Dayvo holidays with the Knutsens annually, on their farm.

 

[Dayvo]

WMB is annually retentive.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Last night Dayvo ate his way through a multipack of 8 Fruit Corners, by 11.30 he was totally müllered.

 

[Dayvo]

WMB gets confused when he can't order rice crispies from his local Chinese restaurant.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Dayvo is illegal in 47 US states, but compulsory in the remaining 3.

 

[Dayvo]

WMB doesn't feel obliged to do anything: not a single bloody thing.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Dayvo is compelled by the Power of Christ.

 

[Dayvo]

WMB doesn't know the difference between compelled and appalled.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Dayvo once made a crocodile cry, just to see if it was possible.