Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete's seen the inside of more Black Maria's than anyone else in Britain.

 

[colly]

TBM's bicycle has on it a 1960's mod, scooter style aerial with fluffy tail attached.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly has a coat he calls Parker.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect has a chauffeur he calls Parker. Parker calls Archie "Lady Penelope".

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher comes with no strings attached.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is an Estate Agent.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP has a visible plimsoll line.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect's plimsolls have been discumnockerated.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has been named in the Commons... she's been seen at every one of the Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Gigs [sp]

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect is not often seen on the Common. He is very good at hiding behind large plants.

 

[TVC]

Nobody would use the words Speicher and common in the same sentence.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC is both "Common" and "lesser spotted".

 

[Speicher]

Cheddar George is very knowledgeable on the subject of wood peckers.

 

[colly]

Whereas Speicher knows next to nothing of peckers.

 

[TVC]

Something about Speicher and great tits.

Are you deliberately setting me up so that innuendo is my only option?

To help out the following poster, I'm having some Greek right now.